Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Bog standard blog
Was watching tv last night and an advert claimed your toilet seat was cleaner than your chopping board and work surfaces.
That's quite a claim - notwithstanding the fact that they don't know how clean my toilet seat is. Also, considering the fact I'd just cleaned the kitchen, an erroneous one.
But that's not the first time the poor old toilet seat has been sued for comparison. Apparently, it's also cleaner than your work station, dishcloth most of your house, car seat, which makes you wonder whether the toilet seat is where you start eating all of your meals (no it isn't) or maybe there's one toilet seat in a research factory that they keep in absolute pristine condition so they can make up all these bullshit claims.
Christmas dinner today with work. I don't know whether I'm more pleased about a good old meal with people or the fact I didn't have to make my lunch the night before. And by the way, when I do, I clean the breadboard first
That's quite a claim - notwithstanding the fact that they don't know how clean my toilet seat is. Also, considering the fact I'd just cleaned the kitchen, an erroneous one.
But that's not the first time the poor old toilet seat has been sued for comparison. Apparently, it's also cleaner than your work station, dishcloth most of your house, car seat, which makes you wonder whether the toilet seat is where you start eating all of your meals (no it isn't) or maybe there's one toilet seat in a research factory that they keep in absolute pristine condition so they can make up all these bullshit claims.
Christmas dinner today with work. I don't know whether I'm more pleased about a good old meal with people or the fact I didn't have to make my lunch the night before. And by the way, when I do, I clean the breadboard first
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Quite strange that last claim as when I was last round your house, you disappeared into the toilet before coming out with my tea. I'm never going to accept chocolate with some lemonade round your house again.
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: 5:28 PM
Do you actually clean your toilet? Depending on how boozy your works meal is you may be 'talking on the great white telephone' later!
I don't get sick. And I clean the toilet. And my new car is an automatic. Wouldn't bother buying one though - the petrol consumption is pants
You don't get sick through drink? That story of you projectile vomiting red wine all over the McMillans' flat must be wrong then?
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